Nursery Rhymes #Rewritten #2

Hey diddle diddle
The cat and the fiddle
The cow jumped over the moon
For she was so excited to spoon
For the first time
With Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack pulled out his dickory dock
Then all of a sudden they heard a knock
Cow’s father left work early cause he was sick
And Jack caught fire jumping over the candlestick
Jack and Jill went up a hill
To fetch a pail of water
So this is what they say
But my mind begin to wander
I know this may sound cray
But Jack seems to be a whore
Open the door
Shut the door once more
Here come the peasants
Who beg and weep claiming that they’re too poor to eat
Hickory dickory dock
The mouse ran up the clock
To take a selfie and play with his cock-a-doodle doo
Says the rooster
To the hen
I don’t know where to begin
For father I have sinned
I would tell you but I’m afraid this is the end

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