Nursery Rhymes #Rewritten

Nursery Rhymes #Rewritten

Ashes to ashes

And dust to dust

Just let the dust settle

There’s no need to rush

A tisket a tasket

A green and yellow basket

No need to hide the smell

Cause incense won’t mask it

Ring around the rosies

Pocket full of posies



We all fall down

To the ground

When we bow to true greatness

For it rarely comes around

A king is a king

A queen is a queen

If this isn’t you then you don’t deserve a crown

London Bridges Falling down

Falling down

Get out of town

My fair lady


I don’t know this seems kinda shady

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe

With so many children she didn’t know what to do

I see a bird flying in the sky

It landed

It landed

Oh my gosh now grasp it

Knick knack patty whack

Give a dog a bone

This old man went rolling home

To his home grown


You know what to call it

After all you plummeted through it and mulled it

Tweedledee and Tweedledum

Agreed to have a battle

Over a hot and firey cattle

This Dane

With a luxurious mane

Could have any man she claimed

The moral of the story

Is that’s all folks

Now sit and ponder

And begin to wonder

Why the hell

You listened to this crazy tale







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