Monthly Archives: January 2014

Escape

Help me

Help me

I need an escape

Trapped in this cardboard box

Taped up with duck tape

I wish I had some device to cut myself out

So I can run around and dance about

I scream and shout

But being inside the box

They come out so faint

I wish I could yell louder but I can’t

I won’t go unheard

No one can hear

I’m sorry but I believe that is absurd

Someone must’ve passed by awfully close

For I hear their voices and surely they are not ghost

The part I seem to hate the most

I dare not write or post about

For I don’t want to be said to have a loose mouth

This big ole burden I tout

Around this box I cannot get out

Lord

Oh Lordy

Please allow me to escape

Barely unscathed

I do have faith

Faith in you

Faith in me

We will get through this together

For this tragedy will not be my end

But a new beginning

Meechie Ivana they’ll all be chanting

 

 

 

Merely Existing

Sometimes I feel like I am not alive

Like I do not exist

I am having an out of body experience

Like I am watching myself

Its like a bad movie that doesn’t end

You are afraid for the person but you know you can’t change a thing

You just have to watch the horror

Or close your eyes

Leave out

And avoid seeing your demise

You are alive

You are living

It just doesn’t seem like it

For if you died

You truly be dead

And the horror movie just would end

Forever

Life

Death

Beginnings

And Ends

Figure out

Where you fit in

In life some things you can change

And others you cannot

You just have to find a way to cope

Never fear there still is hope

Out there beyond your scope of sight

You just might have an escape route

To take you out of this life

Genocide

Suicide

Are tragic endings

Decide to keep yourself

And find a new beginning

Helpful Home Tips +

1. Add a teaspoon of water when frying ground beef. It will help pull the grease away from the meat while cooking.

 

2. Using straight vinegar will get outside windows really clean. Don’t wash windows on a sunny day as they will dry to quickly.

 

3. Spray air freshener on a light bulb to fill the room with a fresh scent when you turn the light on.

 

4. Freeze candles for at least 3 hours and your candle will burn longer.

 

5. To clean permanent marker off appliances or countertops, put alcohol on a paper towel and rub stains off.

 

6. Use baby oil to remove paint from your skin.

 

7. Use a block heater in the winter to reduce the time it takes to heat up your car. It will also reduce your fuel usage as well.

 

8. Place a sealed envelope in the freezer for a few hours and slide a knife under to open. The envelope can be resealed with no signs of being opened previously.

 

9. To clean artificial flowers, pour some salt into a paper bag and add flower. Then proceed to shake vigorously as the salt will absorb all the dirt and dust. It will leave your artificial flowers looking brand new again.

 

10. To get rid of cigarette smoke smells try using Nature’s Miracle (it is a pet product) or Lampe Bergers lamps to permanently get rid of smells.

Morning Sunshine

Morning Sunshine

You shine so bright

Like a Star light

On a starry night

You light my day up with your smile

Hopin’ I can see you in a little while

Morning Sunshine

You are my heart

For my heart beats fondly for you when we are apart

And even faster when we’re together

My love for you will never wither

Forever our hearts will tether

And stick together

You and me together forever

I did not know I could love you anymore

Than before

But with the birth of our first child

It grew and grew

My love for you is so so true

I couldn’t imagine us not together

We’ve had our ups

We’ve had our downs

But in the end we stuck around

I love you so much

And I know you love me too

There is no such device that can measure

Our love for each other

Morning Sunshine

Smother me in your love

It never could be too much

Morning Sunshine

Now Goodnight

As we fall to sleep holding each other so tight

 

 

Nursery Rhymes Rewritten 3

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

All the King horses and all the King men

Pushed Humpty to the curb

And decided not to put him back together again

Julius Caesar was an honorable man

A noble man was he

Not easily flattered

And ruled with an Iron Thumb

Said to be the illegitimate father of a son           

Et Tu Brutus was he

Death fell upon him and everyone scattered

And in a matter of second the word had spread

The death of such a great leader was very sad

The itsy bitsy spider

Went up the water spout

The rain came down

And she did frown

Then began to scream and shout

Someone help me I’m gonna drown

No one paid much attention to her shrieking sound

Baa baa Black sheep

Have you any wool

Yes sir, yes sir

Three bags full

The man began to laugh to himself

And the little boy asked why

Check your bags young fool

For they are no longer full of wool

He checked them and it was like he said

No wool

The little boy asked what happened

How did you know that

Because I pick-pocketed you and put your wool under my hat

Silly boy what do you think about that

Just as the boy began to answer

He disappeared never to be seen again

The End

 

 

Friend

I love it

I like it

I hate it

Are the only options

Figure out where you fit in

To avoid any further problems

Some people are fake they can’t stand you

But pretend

Like you are best friends

Then betray you in the end

Backstabbers

Sabotagers

I’ll push you down to get ahead

Where will the deceit end

Are you my friend or not a friend

Let me know if this relationship is worth it to mend

I guess you should question people

To find out there true self and their intentions

Or better yet observe how they treat others

Because this can give you a good vision

Into the type of person they are

Are they fake with others

If so then you should run

People like this thrive on hurting others

It is truly a sad way to live your life

Where making others miserable

Is your only gratitude or contention

In life

Well that’s just you

It could never be me

I can’t pretend to be your friend

Or even friendly

I don’t want your bad vibes

I don’t want to act fake

So let’s not pretend

I won’t talk to you unless I have to

I won’t talk bad about you

And I expect the same from you

But who am I kidding

Being realistic

I know this is not true

You’ll bad mouth me

But I’ll ignore your existence

You are nothing to me

So let’s just keep our distance

Because a clash would be your end

You are not anyone’s friend

 

Helpful Home Tips +

1. A printed Bedspread like a distinctive botanical design, does a lot of the heavy lifting when it comes to decor.

2. Rubbing some butter over the cut edge of a block of cheese will seal it and stop it from molding.

3. When boiling corn on the cob, add a pinch of sugar to help bring out the corn’s natural sweetness.

4. Use air freshner to clean glass and mirrors. It does a good job and leaves behind a pleasant smell and shiny glass and mirrors.

5. To remove old paint stains, soften with linseed oil and wipe off. For tougher stains, use a razor blade and scrape off after linseed oil application.

6. Ants are said to never cross a chalk line. So, get your chalk out and draw a line wherever ants tend to march and avoid them from coming in your home.

7. When preparing your home for sale, the number one rule is to keep your home clean. Little nuisances can make a big difference and most home buyers will either be turned off or significantly reduce the price they are willing to pay.

8. Choose neutral paint colors or small burst of color. Too much color and people will be overwhelmed. Also if they don’t like the paint choices it’ll leave a bad taste in their mouth and they’ll choose another home with more neutral colors or white walls because sometimes darker paint colors take several coats of paint to cover.

9. No pink carpet, tiles, paint, or anything else that’s not removalable. This is a big one that people don’t like.

10. No religious peices should be left in the home when you are planning to sale. I’ve seen a cross with Jesus above the bed and other Catholic peices in a bedroom and many people felt uncomfortable about it, even people who were of the same religion.

Nursery Rhymes #Rewritten #2

Hey diddle diddle
The cat and the fiddle
The cow jumped over the moon
For she was so excited to spoon
For the first time
With Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack pulled out his dickory dock
Then all of a sudden they heard a knock
Cow’s father left work early cause he was sick
And Jack caught fire jumping over the candlestick
Jack and Jill went up a hill
To fetch a pail of water
So this is what they say
But my mind begin to wander
I know this may sound cray
But Jack seems to be a whore
Open the door
Shut the door once more
Here come the peasants
Who beg and weep claiming that they’re too poor to eat
Hickory dickory dock
The mouse ran up the clock
To take a selfie and play with his cock-a-doodle doo
Says the rooster
To the hen
I don’t know where to begin
For father I have sinned
I would tell you but I’m afraid this is the end